Honorable Mention For the Dumbass Award of 2011

Posted: October 31, 2011 in Uncategorized
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“We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.”~ Benjamin Franklin 
 
Even thinking about making this a blog post lowers my IQ points at a sharp rate.
 
Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from husband and NBA player, Kris Humphries today after only 72 days of marriage.
 
When I had first seen this, I thought it had said “72 hours”, and I thought “That’s gotta be a mistake.” Even though we know how celebrities do their nupitals. But no, this one lasted over 10 weeks.
 
Didn’t it just seem like last week we were bombarded by stupid things on television, such as the “Kardashian Kountdown” and other pre-wedding activities? I couldn’t wait for them to just get it done and over with. But I figured one of them would file for divorce in less than a week. And it really wasn’t a surprise that it would be Kim Kardashian.
 
Why in the world is this waste of space famous?
 
Why? Why? Why??
 
I had thought that the building blocks to her celebrity status had something to do with her family. Her father, was one of the attorneys in the O.J. Simpson murder trial in 1995, which of course was widely publicized. But I just recently found out that Kim’s parents actually divorced long before that.
 
Then I found that the mother was married to Olympic champion, Bruce Jenner. So I still thought that it had something to do with the Kardashian’s rise to fame.
 
No, not really.
 
The name of Kardashian never really became popular until Kim Kardashian was seen with socialite and equally deplorable, Paris Hilton- Queen of the crotch shots from exiting vehicles. Totally reminds me of a YouTube video I watched where it was said, “Flashing is bad”- or something like that. I digress.
 

 Apparently though, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian were best of friends at one point. Some report that Kim Kardashian was a stylist for Paris Hilton. But whatever the case may be how they crossed paths, they were on the scene, together. And because Paris Hilton was annoying millions of people by being in everyone’s face, Kim Kardashian became equally annoying and even more in your face.
 
But then something struck me as odd. I don’t know if it can be proven, but I read that Paris Hilton began to actually hate Kim Kardashian, and she broke all ties with Kim.
 
Is the kettle black yet, Mr. Pot??
 
The next thing we know, there’s one greasy sex video tape that was “leaked” involving Kim Kardashian. I seriously doubt that. Hollywood sex tapes are a dime a dozen, and so the news of Kim Kardashian having one was of no big surprise, to be honest.
 
HOLLYWOOD SEX TAPES ARE NOT LEAKED, PEOPLE!!!!!!
 
But allegedly after that, Kim Kardashian was offered millions and millions and millions of dollars, and even a television show of her own, in which we all know about.
 
Personally, I have NOT viewed the sex tape, and I have only seen parts of ONE episode of the “reality show” involved the Kardashian family. So retarded!!
 
Many say that Kim Kardashian is famous because she is a model, actress, and businesswoman.
 
Umm, actually no. The MOTHER is a businesswoman. And if you’ve really watched Kim do any kind of role, you will know that her acting is “subpar” and I question whether or not you can call it acting at all. But then again, she has done many modeling jobs. Including Playboy. (Again, no shocking news there.)
 
So Kim Kardashian is  a model, a socialite, and really big dumbass. I don’t even think that the stuff that she has marketed would be around if it wasn’t for her mother helping her out. Of which I know understand, the mother is business manager to all of her children.
 
Then NO, this filing for a divorce is NOT NEWS. Many people didn’t think it would last 27 days, much less 72. There’s got to be a ploy behind all of it. And definitely there was some business going on, with tons of money exchanging hands with this wedding to Kris Humphries- the poor bastard.
 
What makes this wedding and obvious divorce so ridiculous?
 
There was a pre-nup. What the heck was anyone thinking?
 
Pre-nups are for the weak and untrustworthy. Pre-nups basically say, “If this marriage doesn’t work out, then I’ll keep my stuff and you keep your stuff that we had before we got married.”
 
HELLO?? Anyone home???? Signing a pre-nup, even though is so commonplace in Hollywood, is basically saying “I’m gonna marry you, but I’m covering my own ass just in case.” A pre-nup more or less states that the two parties involved are EXPECTING the marriage to fail.
 
So then why bother getting married at all??
 
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries did not get married because they “loved one another”. That’s just bullshit right there. Somebody or both of them had something to gain.
 
People in general don’t seem to get married for love any more. For sure, people in Hollywood. They seem to get married because they can gain something. And that’s not to say ALL marriages are the same. But that is the way it seems nowadays.
 
And now it is being reported that Kim Kardashian doesn’t want to pay spousal support.
 
Why is that, Kim? Is it because you don’t want Kris Humphries to tap into your tens of millions of dollars while his own career pays him only $3,200,000 a year? Screw that!! I say let him nail Kim for all that he wants. It will be payback for this elaborate scam in the first place.
 
For once, JUST once, I would love to see a judge or a court say “No, I will not grant you a divorce.” to these so-called celebrities and socialites. Or even better, when celebrities get married, and then file for these quickie divorces- then they should pay a ridiculous amount of money for a fine. Let’s say: at least 50%?? That would seriously cut down on all these stupid marriages that were never intended to be “happily ever after” even before they got the engagement ring purchased.
 
It it terrible the way Hollywood treats the institution of marriage. Always has been ever since anyone could remember. But then again, its terrible the way Hollywood treats anything that the rest of the world beholds sacred, loving, and meaningful. And we wonder what is wrong with the youth of today’s generation.
 
Kim Kardashian never has and never will be a great role model for anyone. Ever. Stop paying attention to her. Stop buying her stuff. Let her wither away and we’ll all be happy, and then we can move on to ignoring the next dumbass in Hollywood.
 
But I can almost bet that in the next twenty years, that Kim Kardashian will be replaced with some other socialite woman who is just as bad or even worse as she is.
 
The whole thing just stinks. The wedding was foul too. There’s something going on behind the scenes and it’s all about the money.
 
So congratulations, dumbass!!
 
I will end this blog post with a YouTube video from Michael Buckley. His opinion is quite similar to mine in a great and many aspects. Leave him a comment saying that Dambreaker sent you. I’m sure he’ll enjoy the feedback as much as anyone else would who is making YouTube videos and standing up for themselves, and actually having the courage to use their voice over this ridiculous story, that isn’t even really news. Or at least it should not be.
 
I’ll allow his frustration, anger, and language express what I have not yet expressed here.
 
 
 
 
 
Like I said, and have said before many times. I am abundantly exhausted with the media. This divorce isn’t going to make or break anything in our lives. Nobody really even cares, nor did they care whether or not Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries was going to have a successful marriage. Why?? Because we already knew that they would not.
 
Hollywood reports on the most brain-numbing of things, and has for decades. I just really wished that I could have remained ignorant of the entire situation.
 
Maybe there is a religious compound that will take me in somewhere, even though Heaven’s Gate is practically no more–so that’s out. Maybe I can find a nice farm to have me brainwashed of this ugliness. One could only hope!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
Comments
  1. Michelle says:

    I have a very low opinion of Kim, but I disagree with what you said about pre-nups. I’m not a fan of them and would never get one – but honestly they make sense. I don’t think people use them just when they’re expecting the marriage to fail. In cases when one or both people have a significant amount to lose if divorce occurs it makes sense to have a pre-nup “just in case” given the high divorce rate. Also, it might be better for both people to enter a marriage knowing that the other is not just after their money.

    • Dambreaker says:

      Thank you for your comment and opinion. I think it is safe to say that I did write this post out of frustration. In my own areas of experiences and knowledge of the pre-nups, it has always been used as a tool of CYA. I’ve never personally heard of low or mid-income couples having one. But that does not necessarily mean that it does not happen. In this case with Kim, I don’t believe that there is a person on this planet that didn’t think to know or realize that there was one. I agree with you that both people need to figure it out prior to getting married. Too many jump right into it without really having a time of courtship to find out if there are any ill-intentions on the behalf of the other person. I also was called out on the fact that I said that Hollywood marriages should be fined, if one seeks a divorce. It was said to me that if they did it in Hollywood, they would have to do it everywhere else and that just isn’t fair. And I did concede to that as well. Thank you for your comment.

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