Phone Sex 2.0

Posted: February 7, 2013 in Uncategorized
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“I see people putting text messages on the phone or computer and I think, ‘Why don’t you just call?’~ William Shatner

Seriously now. This happened today. I don’t get it. I do not understand it. And I do not have any clue as to why people do the things that they do.

However dear readers, you should get a laugh out of this.

I called someone that I haven’t spoken to in a long time. A buddy of mine, that I understand just found himself a new girlfriend. Yaay!!

So I wanted to get back with him and catch up.

I dialed his number and he answered.

The first thing I noticed was that there was a lot of groaning and moaning and low volume sounds in the background.

Then there was a short period of growling and panting as I began to talk to him, asking how he was doing.

He said in what seemed like a lifetime to say, that he was doing fine and asked me how I was doing.

More sounds and noises came from the background. I suddenly asked him, more like begged for him to admit to me that he was just watching porn. But he said that he was not watching porn.

I hung up.

TRUE STORY.

Who does this sort of thing? I certainly am not understanding it.  He could have ignored the call and then returned it later after all. It’s a little weird. Okay, it is A LOT weird!!!!!!!! phone-sex-uk

I get that he’s enjoying this new girlfriend and he’s doing it obviously in more ways than one, but to answer the telephone while you are in the throws of something like that seems a bit excessive and weird.

Just when I think that taking your cell phone with you to the toilet is bad enough. You have full on erotic activities happening and you actually answer a call??

Has this happened to anyone else? Have you actually answered your telephone while in the middle of having sex??And if so, WHY?!?!?!?

 

Comments
  1. Why, indeed. That’s bizarre. If my man answered the phone mid-coitus, I’d kick his ass and with hold the goods from him for a week (at least) 😛

  2. Dambreaker says:

    I do understand your readiness to close the castle gates as it were if your partner was to do the same thing. I know that I would do so if I was in that situation and I am fairly certain it would be discussed at length. But I would like to add (since I didn’t put it in the post) that this is a man in his 20’s who is experiencing only his second relationship with a woman as he does have a developmental and social disability, thus the “yaaay!” for being excited that he is getting to experience that again. But with that said– I was just as furious when I hung up and sat there with a blank expression. The only thing I could think to do, was to write it in the blog. Thanks for reading!!!!!

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