Earning Extra Credit Points With Author Jodi Ambrose

Posted: March 13, 2013 in Uncategorized
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“My philosophy of life: Wake up. Be happy. Hurt no one. Go to bed. Wake up. Repeat.”~ Jodi Ambrose

No this is not my personal way to kiss ass, this is extra credit. Doing above and beyond what was asked for.

Jodi Ambrose found this blog last May and she and I have been keeping in touch through one another’s blog ever since.

Not that long ago she gave an offer that I couldn’t refuse. It was her Tit for Tat offer.

So what did she want? The books that she has written about sex and intimacy, as well as one helluva enjoyable cookbook, were to be sent to me in the mail in trade that a review will be written on amazon.com.

That soon will come. This is extra!!

Jodi Ambrose discusses what is known as The List. At a minimum of twenty separate things about the opposite sex that you should know about. Basically these books are your guidelines to earning yourself lots more sex.

That’s right. Books for both genders on tips on getting laid, and getting laid a lot!!

Sounds good, doesn’t it??

Even though the terms of the exchange were firmly written in her blog, I actually had the balls to make a counter offer to her original deal.

She knew that I have been wanting these books for a long time but just never could put the money together to purchase them. After all, her original deal was to ship the books in the mail for FREE. I couldn’t lose! But noooooo… I had to go and make the counter offer that she autograph anything that she sent.

Signed. Sealed. Delivered.

Jodi Ambrose- 3. Dambreaker-0.

Oops! Uh-oh. I’m screwed and not in the way that is explained in the books!!!!!!!

I took great delight when I received the package in the mail that I nearly squealed like a 9 year old girl with glee. And I enjoyed the written messages attached within each book. And even though she warned me NOT to read the book written for women as to not to reveal their secrets, I will admit that I did thumb it through for a bit.

So enough about that. On with the show!! jodi book

Sex: How To Get More Of It. A guy’s roadmap to paradise, in and out of the bedroom. 

This was the book that was targeted for males. Reading this book more closely than the other, I simply just have to agree with Jodi with each and every word written. Both serious and vulgar.

She’s got a way to use a dirty mouth to drive her point across into the male skull which most women think are thicker than their own. And though that may be true for some, the helpful hints and tips have no trouble getting through the cranial barrier and into the brain of even the oddest of men all the way to the intelligent, knowledge-seeking lovers.

Vernacular is key throughout the entire book. She’s gone through the painful task of forming The List for men. And as much as I agree with The List, it would behoove all male readers to NEVER stray from it, NEVER change it, just obey it! That is if you ever dream of getting laid again in your lifetime. No matter if you are married, in a relationship that is new, or single… these words to the male readers should open up the guy’s senses in what it means to understand a woman… even if its just for a fraction of an inch.

But understanding a woman’s mind isn’t what its about. Again, the point is how to get laid!! And I do not know of any man who wouldn’t want to have that kind of knowledge in their arsenal.

As I turned page after page after page I wondered why most men have issues like these. It’s like the warning levels on consumer products. If it has to be written, its because some dumbass did something well…… dumbass. So apparently there are men out there who would benefit from this book.

Intimacy: How To Get More Of It. A peek into understanding the male mind. 13490786

Again, I was warned not to read it. But I did read through most of it and there was a reason for that. I wanted to find out just how accurate it would be. In other words, I wanted to see if there was at any point that I would totally and vehemently disagree with any statement, remark, or piece of advice that Jodi had to offer.

Sweet beans of unholy mercy! There was nothing in the book that I would dare disagree with!!

Yep. That’s what happens!

Much like her book written for male readers, the book written for female readers also contain The List. It slightly differs because males and females differ. Imagine that, huh??

Jodi Ambrose definitely has her shit together where it matters. Both for males and females. And she puts it in the easiest terms possible. Vernacular also for females is probably spot on as well.

So as far as it goes with the books on intimacy and sex, I found myself eager to get to the next paragraph to see what it would say to me.

Guys can in fact get laid a lot more. And girls can receive the intimacy that they desire just the same. Just stay on the map that was written by Jodi Ambrose!

The books prove that there is a possibility of getting wonderful, mind-blowing sex for as long as you really want it!

I’m glad she stumbled across my blog. I’m glad I decided to reciprocate. And now, if you don’t mind….. I will sit back and wait to see what my punishment (or reward) will be for reading both books. I’ll be hearing from her soon in one way or another.

I cannot wait to utilize the cookbook that she put together with her husband collectively. It looks like so much fun, and yummy to say in the least!!!

Her blog can be found in the Blogroll. Find all three of her books on amazon.com if you want the intimacy or the sex that you still want and just haven’t been getting.

Comments
  1. HOLY SHITCAKES! HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THIS??? Oh…yeah, drug induced, broken teeth coma. That’s my only excuse. I LOVE YOU!!! How damn awesome! Did I mention that I love you? Thank you so much for taking the time and care to do this. You’ve just warmed my heart to no end!!! 🙂 BIG HUG!!!!!! (Actually, I should smack your hand for reading the chick book, but you said such nice things about it, I’ll let you off the hook…THIS time!) 🙂 XOXOXO

    • Dambreaker says:

      I love you too, dear! Thanks for writing such KICK ASS, awesome stuff!!!!!! The chick book: I was curious. But the curiosity proved me ONLY to be wrong, and YOU to be 100% right. I think that’s punishment enough, right??? I had written this before I wrote the amazon.com reviews- I figured it would get some traffic, and it did. MORE than I ever imagined. But yeah, shitcakes or no…. YOU ARE AWESOME! XOXOXOXO

      • Awwww…shucks (insert blushing here). 🙂

        Heck yeah, that’s punishment enough!!! There are definitely things in there a man SHOULD NOT KNOW ABOUT CHICKS!! Now that it’s in your brain, you can’t escape it. Nanny nanny boo boo! 😉

        Thanks for all the sweetness, honey. Very appreciated. 🙂 HUGS!!!!

      • Dambreaker says:

        Yeah, some of it will NEVER wash out. And other stuff I was cheering on, wishing that women would “just get it” about men.. but yeah, no amount of mind soap is going to get rid of that immortal brain stain.

  2. Reblogged this on Jodi Ambrose's Blog and commented:
    Holy moly! What on earth? Did I pay him? This is so cool and amazing and I’m so tickled I could puke. THANK YOU for the lovely blog post and book reviews. It means the world to me. Simply delightful…
    XOXOXOXOXO

  3. As I already wrote at http://pinterest.com/pin/55521007876607953/ They say “Never judge a book by its cover”, but they never say anything about judging an author by her beauty. Sure sex sells and so the awesome covers 😉 Congratulations! May good fortune smiles in every project you’re on.

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