Ladies and gentlemen:
We have something new for you.
For the low cost of $20, you can pre-order your very own “PUCK OFF!” t-shirt as you see here.
For a limited time, you can pre-order your very own t-shirt. Orders must be collected by the 4th of August.
The goal is to sell twenty t-shirts in that time.
It is low (for now) so that we can monitor how well this campaign goes for the next few weeks.
If we do not reach our goal, then the t-shirts will not be made and any customers who have placed an order will not be charged.
It fits the perfect hockey fan in this world. And its divinely vulgar. Just like hockey can be at times. Vulgar, but not offensive.
So show your support, pre-order your very own t-shirt today before time runs out!!!