Meanwhile In Sochi Russia

Posted: February 7, 2014 in Uncategorized
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For those who like to shit with applause at the end.

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I can’t do WHAT?!???

Conditions inside Russia for the XXII Winter Olympics are not exactly… shall we say …. a pan of awesome sauce.

Probably one of the biggest issues that Olympians are having are the bathrooms, restrooms, and toilets. It is incredible!

So here we go in the spirit of Yakov Smirnoff:

In Sochi Russia, tinkling is a family sibling sport.

In Sochi Russia, shit balls are not actually an exclamation of surprise, but are a thing, and are graded.

In Sochi Russia, urinary tract infection.

In Sochi Russia, fishing is a private issue.

In Sochi Russia, toilet flushes you… with your own feces.

In Sochi Russia, toilet lids is located on the bottom.

In Sochi Russia, toilets are so close that your next child will be conceived. Whether you touch the person beside you or not.

In Sochi Russia, dump takes you.

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