Breatharianism Barbie Gone Brainless

Posted: March 2, 2014 in Uncategorized
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Ukraine Barbie Doll

Valeria Lukyanova, from the Ukraine- probably the only photograph I find tolerable.

“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”~ Steven Wright

Valeria Lukyanova, also known as “The Human Barbie” is back in the news today.

I’m tellin’ ya! She was trending hotter than sex tape by some random 50+ year old, soon to be washed up Hollywood actor.

She hit the scene a couple of years ago because of her looks like a Barbie doll.

But she claims it wasn’t her intention to look like the popular toy. And yet there she still is.

She was interviewed and said that she got the idea when she met the “Living Ken doll” some time ago.

Really? That’s when you decided to do this?? kenandbarbie

Valeria also goes on to say in other interviews that as far as plastic surgery is concerned is that she doesn’t deny going under the knife. She admits to getting larger breasts “because she wanted to be perfect.”

Umm…. Dambreaker calls BS and then strike two.

Personally, I’m not buying that. But I’m not her physician or her plastic surgeon.

When she first came out and her popularity soared there were tons of groups of people that were freaked out by Valeria and her decision to become the living doll.

Now today, she trends.

Valeria now has come out into the public that she is on a rather unique and special diet, if you will.

Valeria, the human Barbie, will now exist only on light and air.

She will not consume any food and probably not water.

STRIKE THREE. And we have your fun-loving Dambreaker slamming his face into the wall.

But let me back up and give you the down and the low on what we’re TRULY dealing with:  barbie73

Valeria Lukyanova, who was born in 1985 and has citizenship in the Ukraine.

Height: 5’8″ (1.70 m) Weight: 42 kg (less than 95 lbs.)

And that all important measurements of an 18 inch (45 centimeters) waist… 34-18-34. 

She is in fact married. So men who have been drooling over her for years: The dream of you giving it to a living Barbie doll is over. 

So then on the 28th of February 2014, Valeria came into the spotlight by stating that her new diet of only light and air was prompting trends and going viral.

She’s also claiming that she is an alien from outer space and can talk and see other space identities and aliens from other worlds and planets.

You know what???? That’s the hungry feeling screwing with your mind because your body needs nutrition.

Breatharianism is a new age practice which alleges the ability to live without food. Breatharians claim that food and possibly water are not necessary, and that humans can be sustained solely by prana (the vital life force in Hinduism), or, according to some, by the energy in sunlight (according to Ayurveda, sunlight is one of the main sources idiotof prana). The terms breatharianism or inedia may also refer to this philosophy practiced as a lifestyle in place of the usual diet.

Breatharianism is a lethal pseudoscience, and several adherents of these practices have died from starvation.

The horrible thing about it is that it has been documented of how people adopt this practice and then wind up dead from starvation…. including a pregnant mother.

So good ole Ukrainian Barbie looks like she’s on the path to death pretty soon. Unless she snaps out of it. And walks away from the mother ship.

No wonder why Russia voted to allow troops to go into the Ukraine. They don’t wanna attack anyone in the Ukraine, they just wanna go and save Barbie.  Let’s keep our fingers crossed.

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