Go ahead. Make me dizzy with my eyes a-rollin’..
This one is way to close to home.
Meet Alicia Walicke of Cedar Park, Texas. A city just outside of Austin, Texas.
Her boyfriend apparently went to jail for reasons unknown at the moment.
But she wanted to take full responsibility for her significant other’s incarceration, and so she decided to steal a bottle of wine that cost $3.99!
Walicke made it NO secret what she was doing and when the police officers arrived on the scene and began to arrest her, she insisted that she be taken to jail.
Just so she could be with or be closer to her boyfriend.
Umm……….. what??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?????????????
I guess it shouldn’t be a surprise that Walicke does have a criminal history for similar actions, but stealing a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 just to be closer to your significant other. That places you up there with the rest of the boneheads, morons, and idiots of this world that keep the progression of the human race from advancing as far as they can.
Walicke was released after posting $5,000 last Friday. 
No word on whether or not she got to “make it up to her boyfriend” or not.
Then again, how in the world was she going to do that to begin with? She should have known just by her own criminal arrest record that she would be separated from the male inmates.
She makes it easy to pick on her hair color. But I’m not going to sink to her levels of whatever you wanna call it.
I fear that one of these days, this award is going to be handed out to someone that I personally know!!!!
But this honestly is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard just to get next to someone. Couldn’t she just wait out her boyfriend’s incarceration time to be served? Then “make it up to him” in other ways??
http://www.statesman.com/news/news/local/cedar-park-woman-stole-wine-to-follow-boyfriend-to/ng3y2/
Dambreaker 