Dear German Speaking Woman who was on the bus over the weekend:
I have to say that the moment that I spotted you that you were quite attractive. But I didn’t really want to say anything to you because … who wants to be approached like that while sitting on a city bus?
And perhaps I was surprised by you as you were by me. But nobody can say for sure. I was not expecting you to answer your cell phone in German.
And I’m pretty damned sure that you were not expecting me to talk to you in response in German. If at all.
I honestly did not mean to startle you, if I am going to be honest. But I do speak over fifteen languages. None of which are really fluent.
I hope that you weren’t cold while riding the bus because I did see you shiver a little bit when I spoke. I’m sorry that I did not have a coat or jacket to cover you with, if you were cold.
How’s your right ankle by the way? I saw you twist it like a mofo when you rang for the bell to get the bus to stop and attempt to exit off of the bus. That really did look like it hurt.
By the way, you may want to check with your physician about other problems as well. Perhaps you could get answers as to why you became so incontinent when you stood up to run off the bus like that. You left quite the trail behind you, and the seat you were upon, it looked like a grease stain inside of an auto garage.
Any ways, I hope you are doing well and I hope to see you again soon. Perhaps I’ll try again…. this next time in English.