Dear readers and followers of Dambreaker:
I give to you a DR. & MRS. FROTH PRODUCTION.
Introducing :
MERLIN RAY
He was born this morning and both son and mother are doing fine. The father I assume is doing well too. But nobody can pin his ass down in one spot at this moment in time. He is here. He is there. If you are a father, you know the drill.
But I personally say congratulations to both mother and father and I am proud of them all as they bring in the newest addition to their Froth family.
Dr. & Mrs. Froth
“Don’t tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results.”~ George S. Patton
I was going to call this post “Surprise, Surprise” but in the next blog that is upcoming, you’ll understand why I have taken this and broken it down into two parts.
However, I did something that was totally not all that characteristic of what I do but I was totally glad that I did it. It was SOOOOOOOOOOOO WORTH IT!!!!!
Dr. and Mrs. Froth are expecting a son in January 2014.
This past weekend, was a shindig AND a hooten-nanny all in one. But this was more for Dr. Froth than it was for Mrs. Froth. A little different, hey… a party is a party, right?!?
So in my usual communication ritual with Mrs. Froth, I had begun to feel absolutely worthless based on the fact that I didn’t think that I could pull it off.
But then something that I’m not quite sure that I should be calling a miracle happened.
I was GIVEN the money to go ahead and attend this party. So then I got with the hostess and the so-called coordinator and said that I was coming. But it was agreed upon that my attendance at this party would be kept a secret until I just simply showed up.
That’s exactly what I did. For a guest list that did RSVP close to 30 people in one house for a party, besides myself there were only three others that knew I was coming. Everyone else took in the surprise ……. including Dr. & Mrs. Froth.
When I arrived, the looks on the Froth faces were absolutely perfect, not to mention priceless. I’ve never seen a woman seven months pregnant move so fast with such gusto and excitement in order to greet me.
Everyone who knew who I was, which was a majority, was totally blown away that I was there.
I was able to be with my friends and celebrate this expected child of Froth. I believe that the child is referred to as the Spawn.
Food, great company, lots of laughs, a few tears when it was over and I was heading home. But damned well worth the secrecy.
I’ve never been good with those kinds of secrets. I’ve always broken down and told someone which ruined the surprise in some fashion. But this time, I was able to pull it off and probably earn myself Friend of the Year Award. Yep, it was that important to Dr. & Mrs. Froth that I was there to share with them. Even though they had no clue that I was coming and several times of being told that they wished I could be there.
Be careful for what you wish for! Just saying……
A little different as we were not out all hours of the night as we normally would be if I was in town for a show. I was able to reach the hotel and get something they call sleep. Or rest.
I woke up early still, so I watched more re-runs of “Married With Children” just like I had three weeks ago when I was there last. Then I hopped on the bus and almost the entire trip had to listen to some stupid group of people argue over the Twilight movie franchise and its characters and what they can and cannot do …………. sexually!!!
Really? First world problems are whether or not vampires can bang each other????
Thankfully I had the sense to bring along the new album of SIX MINUTE CENTURY with me and drown those bastards out!
Yet the party was so much fun. I got to go into the “forbidden” rehearsal room of WELL OF SOULS while they were practicing and listen for a bit. Apparently wives/girlfriends aren’t even allowed in there, and some how I got through. But I think I am beginning to stamp my VIP pass a little too hard because I did receive the stink eye from a lot of people.
I still had fun surprising everyone there at the party. That was truly a blast to have been able to accomplish it. Even though I was so tempted to tease The family of Froth with text messages while I was waiting to be picked up to go to the party.
And you know what? I’d do it again all over again if I had to!!!
So when that time comes, I’ll be back again soon to see this wonderment of child.
And even TODAY, the 11th of November, is their wedding anniversary. So HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!!!
“Would we be so enamored with dystopian fiction if we lived in a culture where violent death was a major concern? It wouldn’t be escapism.”~Maggie Stiefvater
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the nursery in Hollywood, California…… something so cruel, so disturbing, so eye-rolling and mind-numbing happens.
Kim Kardashian gives birth to Kanye West’s daughter.
And they named the child:
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot, over???????
In the spirit of one of the dumbest actions known to mankind, thinking that Blue Ivy and Apple were terrible names for a baby. And I won’t go through the history of bad decision making when it comes to naming a child. But what blows me away is that neither one of these bozos considered the feelings of the child that will ultimately have to deal with the ass-beatings, the teasings, and mockings for having to bear the name “North West”… and yeah I know, the parents are intending on nicknaming the child “Nori” but that doesn’t help that your child’s name is directional and not a name. At all.
Actually NAMING the child Nori or even Noreen would produce less pressure and social negativity as the child grows older. And to think that the entire Kardashian family was pissed off that the child was not named with a K.
Y’all just need to sit down!!!!
How in the world did this dystopia happen? How did these two get together? And WHY were they allowed to procreate? Do we honestly think that parenting is going to be their best features in their young, young, young lives? It just makes me want to fundraising to collect as much money as I can to send to them and have them SHIPPED AWAY to an isolated island where we don’t have to hear from them at all any more and the rest of us no longer have to be polluted.
But that’s just me.
Poor child.
“Let’s just say Mason is the best birth control ever! I’m definitely happy to wait a while.”~ Kim Kardashian
I didn’t find out about this until the past hour or so. When I did find out it wasn’t yet 2013 in Los Angeles, California.
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are now expecting a child. We have a winner, Kim Kardashian picks up yet another “honor” of this award.
Heaven help us!!
Just when we all thought that we had survived the entire Snooki baby situation, now we have yet another Kardashian pregnant.
Although I must admit that I actually expected this to be in the news a very long time ago. I really did, considering who we are talking about.
I believe now that the world is going to be wrapping their greedy little faces around this story.
It just really blows me away because now, this child is going to bring about so many levels of greed and worthless merchandise, such as baby clothes with a certain name on the brand that nobody on planet Earth will be able to afford.
It is what it is though. I just was personally shocked that I had to learn about it as I was wanting to help my colleagues on the West Coast ring in 2013. What a curve ball it was!! 
We’ll see what will happen for sure in the coming months. Even though WE ALL KNOW what that will be!!
So apparently her favorite birth control (whatever that quote came from) either Kim stopped using or it became defective. Or that she was done waiting. And I suppose kudos are in order because Kanye was “allowed to finish.”
I will say that I hope that all of you enjoyed celebrating the bringing in of the new year and that all of you are safe and having fun. We have a new year upon us. Let’s all join together and hope that it is even better and brighter than 2012.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!
Dambreaker 