YOU WILL BECOME HUNGRY!! EAT! EAT! EAT!!
“There is no sincerer love than the love of food.”~ George Bernard Shaw
Anyone with working memory knows that in the last thirteen months, I’ve become such an admirer of blogger Jodi Ambrose. Mainly because of what she’s got to say about relationships and men and women and most importantly of all, sex.
WOO!! BROWN-CHICKEN-BROWN-COW!!!!
But seriously I am starting to become convinced that she’s been out to kill me and my stomach. Its not enough that her books work on the brain and the heart, she wants the stomach now too????
Not only has she written books on sex and relationships between men and women and what they need to know about one another, but she along with her husband collaborated on a recipe book. Of which I have a copy of. Nicely autographed with a tip to get to a woman’s heart via her stomach.
All niceness aside though, Jodi has been out to destroy me one blog post at a time.
UGH!! STOP THE MADNESS!!!
What is she doing? I’ll tell you.
Food posts. Yummy, gooey, delicious food posts. Food that will totally knock your socks off. Taste so good it makes you wanna slap your mother.
HUNGRY YET?????
And whether it comes from her own collection or something she’s found written by somebody else, she shares it with her blog and kills me every stinkin’ time.
The timing of these blog posts being posted is impeccably unbearable. Because its early evening when Americans are USUALLY sitting down to eat in the first place!!! I still wonder if this is a conspiracy to persuade her readers to cook whatever she’s offering.
And no matter what it is, whether it is Key Lime pie or Steak or just a basket of fricking bran muffins, I’m ALWAYS near that point of thinking that I might be hungry. But when I read those posts……… Game Over.
Damnit!
Okay then, so all kidding aside, Jodi should know by now how much I love her and her insight and her sass mouth. I get a twitch and a shiver every time I hear her swear, and hearing her say “fuck” (it happened only once)….. ohh forget it!!
But she has been one helpful little elf in a lot of things in the past thirteen months. I try as hard to tell her whenever that happens. Sometimes I mess that up though. I AM male after all.
But being an Ambrose Nut is not so bad after all. Jodi is beauty and brains. People who are suffering in relationships and marriages would be wise to listen to her. She’ll slap the back of your head with a sensibility that will make you think “Ohh yeah, right. Duh!!” over and over again. 
Now to figure out where to ship her tiara and complete the initiation process.
Her blog is in the list of links in the Blog Roll. Have fun!!!!!
Now if she would only leave my stomach alone.
Dambreaker 