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Elijah Johnson (white jersey) grabs the nuts of Mitch McGray.

Ladies: This is probably not for you.

Not a sports fan? Probably not for you either.

Sports fans though heavily involved with filling out your brackets at work and are still in it, probably are shaking their heads in shame by now.

Kansas Jayhawks took on Michigan Wolverines.

And at some point in the first half of the game, this disgusting act took place.

KU’s Elijah Johnson…… for reasons still unknown…. well, Johnson grabbed the johnson of Michigan player, Mitch McGray.

Disgusting!!

He was slapped with a flagrant foul which could have led to him being ejected out of the game. And that pretty much would have sucked. Especially since it happened in the first half!

What the hell was he thinking? KU head coach said that Johnson made several “bonehead” moves. And I would agree this is one of them.

Maybe they had been trading trash talk which caused this action. Maybe Elijah Johnson secretly is looking to be going into the professional field of urology. Maybe it was his way of making a  statement about marriage equality which has been in the news this week.

(spoiler alert) In the end though, Michigan came back from about 15 points behind and forced the game into overtime. And then defeated Number 1 seed Kansas.

Now Elijah Johnson has that magical moment to haunt him for the rest of his life for his very stupid and poor decisions for this game.

 

 

As many of you know, this is the second weekend of the college football season for 2011-12.

Dear wives and/or girlfriends of men who cannot seem to live without college football:

Fear not! Your relationship is not in trouble!! It is only on “hold”, if you will.

Now I know, a lot of you complain about your man going crazy and losing his mind and all of that. But that doesn’t mean you are losing him. Listen to me: It only means that he is going to be distracted for a few hours every Saturday for a while.

And it won’t be permanent. Depending on what team your man is cheering for, it will only last until near Thanksgiving. Which still is in late November. So if your man is cheering for a team who sucks? Just hold on until Thanksgiving, and you’ll be fine.

But if your man is cheering for a team that wins? Well, if you can wait until Thanksgiving, then you’re almost done. There will be MAYBE a Saturday or two after that where your man suddenly for a few hours won’t know the difference from his hand to his ass. Be patient! He will be hoping that there will be one last game at the end of the year, or at the beginning of 2012. But you will definitely have him back for the holidays.

So then let’s review:

Every Saturday (either afternoon or evening) for about three and a half hours, then the other six days out of the week, he is all yours.

This will continue until the end of November, every Saturday for about three and a half hours. If his team sucks.

If his team wins, this will continue until the end of November. And probably into the first or second Saturday of December, with a few weeks break until the absolute final game that they will play, called a “bowl game”.

BUT: If you are the kind of woman who loves her pigskin? Then you have got it made in the shade. You are probably sitting right next to your man every single second, every Saturday. Congratulations!

So the key is to hang on for a few hours, one day out of the week, for the next few weeks. Unless your man is into the NFL as well. If so, that goes on longer, and I cannot help you as I am not a huge fan of the NFL. That takes up more than just one day out of your week!!

And to the men out there, forgetting that you got a good woman. Remember this:

I do have my favorite college football team that I love to cheer for, whether or not they have a winning season or not. Just like you.

BUT I DO NOT HAVE CABLE, and network channels commonly do not show my team. So then what does that mean??

So when you’re off in La-La Land because you wanna cheer for your team, and be with the guys, and totally forget that one person in your life, called a wife or girlfriend? “I am” most likely on the Internet, chatting with her.

Thank you. 

 

“If you win through bad sportsmanship, that’s no real victory.”- Babe Didrikson Zaharias

So this post will probably not interest many of you, if you are not a sports fan. And for that, just wait for future posts.

Yesterday marked the first day of the 2011-12 NCAA football season. There was not a lot of thrills and spills but this story when I heard about it last night just took the cake.

The season opener between the Texas Longhorns and Rice Owls yesterday was being held at home for the University of Texas. During the halftime show, the Rice University Marching Band was performing on the field, and then they lined up in formation to what you see here. They spelled out “SEC” (Southeastern Conference) but with a “$”.

Let me catch you up to what is going on. Texas A&M University is part of the Big 12 Conference. Actually, they will be leaving and then be a part of the SEC come next summer. They have decided to leave the Big 12 and joined the SEC. And of course, to Big 12 fans that made a lot of people angry. Now there is speculation that the University of Texas could be leaving the Big 12 as well. Perhaps to the SEC too.

Whatever it may be, the news of Texas A&M leaving was a big shock. So then Rice decided to throw it into the face of the Texas Longhorns.

This is really bad. This should have really made Longhorn fans angry. But also, this is an embarrassment to Rice University. That they would go so low as to do something like this. I personally find no humor or satisfaction in this move. Even though trash talking is a part of every sport.

Rice and Texas are major rivals. Yet, Rice University is not a part of the Big 12 Conference, instead they belong to Conference USA.

Rice and Texas used to play against each other frequently when they both belonged to the Southwestern Conference. But that conference fell apart in 1996. So their rivalry has become short lived.

Whatever reasons that Rice had for doing this, or at least the director of the Marching Band, I think has been decided in very poor taste and absolutely bad sportsmanship. And I am hoping and praying that the big officials at Rice University or even the NCAA will sanction their sorry butts for this!

Some fans of the SEC have their own theories as to why Rice did it. And their thoughts were that Rice did it out of jealousy because Texas A&M is now gone to the SEC, and it is possible Texas could go too. Rice had no business doing it at all.

But I think that my point is clear, it shouldn’t have happened. Bad sportmanship should never be tolerated. Not by players, coaches, referees, and fans. Not by anyone!!

Needless to say that the Texas Longhorns had the last laugh as they beat Rice very decisively.