“The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”~ Douglas Adams
So I received this just in the nickname of time from LISAFAYECHARDONNAY.
This should have you crying and in stitches. But you have to read the entire article.
Enjoy:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/29/annoying-airplane-passenger_n_4360667.html