Breatharianism Barbie Gone Brainless

Valeria Lukyanova, from the Ukraine- probably the only photograph I find tolerable.

“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”~ Steven Wright

Valeria Lukyanova, also known as “The Human Barbie” is back in the news today.

I’m tellin’ ya! She was trending hotter than sex tape by some random 50+ year old, soon to be washed up Hollywood actor.

She hit the scene a couple of years ago because of her looks like a Barbie doll.

But she claims it wasn’t her intention to look like the popular toy. And yet there she still is.

She was interviewed and said that she got the idea when she met the “Living Ken doll” some time ago.

Really? That’s when you decided to do this?? 

Valeria also goes on to say in other interviews that as far as plastic surgery is concerned is that she doesn’t deny going under the knife. She admits to getting larger breasts “because she wanted to be perfect.”

Umm…. Dambreaker calls BS and then strike two.

Personally, I’m not buying that. But I’m not her physician or her plastic surgeon.

When she first came out and her popularity soared there were tons of groups of people that were freaked out by Valeria and her decision to become the living doll.

Now today, she trends.

Valeria now has come out into the public that she is on a rather unique and special diet, if you will.

Valeria, the human Barbie, will now exist only on light and air.

She will not consume any food and probably not water.

STRIKE THREE. And we have your fun-loving Dambreaker slamming his face into the wall.

But let me back up and give you the down and the low on what we’re TRULY dealing with:  

Valeria Lukyanova, who was born in 1985 and has citizenship in the Ukraine.

Height: 5’8″ (1.70 m) Weight: 42 kg (less than 95 lbs.)

And that all important measurements of an 18 inch (45 centimeters) waist… 34-18-34. 

She is in fact married. So men who have been drooling over her for years: The dream of you giving it to a living Barbie doll is over. 

So then on the 28th of February 2014, Valeria came into the spotlight by stating that her new diet of only light and air was prompting trends and going viral.

She’s also claiming that she is an alien from outer space and can talk and see other space identities and aliens from other worlds and planets.

You know what???? That’s the hungry feeling screwing with your mind because your body needs nutrition.

Breatharianism is a new age practice which alleges the ability to live without food. Breatharians claim that food and possibly water are not necessary, and that humans can be sustained solely by prana (the vital life force in Hinduism), or, according to some, by the energy in sunlight (according to Ayurveda, sunlight is one of the main sources of prana). The terms breatharianism or inedia may also refer to this philosophy practiced as a lifestyle in place of the usual diet.

Breatharianism is a lethal pseudoscience, and several adherents of these practices have died from starvation.

The horrible thing about it is that it has been documented of how people adopt this practice and then wind up dead from starvation…. including a pregnant mother.

So good ole Ukrainian Barbie looks like she’s on the path to death pretty soon. Unless she snaps out of it. And walks away from the mother ship.

No wonder why Russia voted to allow troops to go into the Ukraine. They don’t wanna attack anyone in the Ukraine, they just wanna go and save Barbie.  Let’s keep our fingers crossed.

Deadly Lyrics

“When I’m stuck for a closing to a lyric, I will drag out my last resort: overwhelming illogic.”~ David Bowie

As I continue on this new adventure from my new lease on life, I had stopped to think about the song writer. I was searching for the perfect lyric and wasn’t really able to come up with anything that made a profound impact to what I was trying to say.

My daring search though has led me to this write this blog post. The deadly and suicidal song lyrics.

Don’t know what I am talking about?!?!? I shall explain.

I was searching for perfection. And after a few days I realized that I was not going to find it. I settled then for 90% perfect. But I was still not finding it. I reduced it back to 80% and then to 75% and then, and ONLY then, was I able to find something that fit what my point was all along, but only about 80% of the song lyrics.

But there are some really intense song lyrics out there. And I wonder if these people who have written them know what they are talking about, or have actually gone through what they are writing. 

• I bleed for you Forever I will lie awake I would die for you! Anyone already see the problem? Willing to die for someone. Which of course throughout humanity, has been the most noble and apparently “romantic” thing to do. But I have never really found much romance in death. People say that I’m blind. But once you are dead… YOU ARE DEAD! And the romance is OVER!!! 
• And thought my aim is true I sometimes miss the mark Ooh, in matters of the heart But I’d give my life tonight To hold you in my arms again. Again another song that offers that lover’s suicide to “just hold his love” in his arms one more time. MORON!!!! If you are dead- you are no longer going to hold her in your arms any more. You are not going to have the opportunity to hold her again and again and again. So by morning you’re dead, your lover is single, and she begins to look for someone ELSE who isn’t you…. because you chose to die. (Personal note: I was able to convince my ex-girlfriend that one of these guys was actually a chick. But that’s for another time)
• With my heart I give you everything Everything you ever need, everything you need to be strong In my mind I can justify why I never tell a lie ‘Cos you’re the only one that I want, that I want, I want Want, want, want, want. What about what the other person ? Maybe its NOT you that they need or want?? Why so desperate?
• If I could take your pain away I would scream for you And I’d bleed for you So you’ll never feel this way again When you’re in my arms, again I would scream for you I will bleed for you More blood. More guts. And not so much glory. Besides, if YOU are bleeding and screaming and carrying on.. do you think SHE is going to want you still? Maybe you can handle her screams and bleeding. And yes, I get it — the noble act of taking away someone’s pain, but inflicting it upon yourself? Really???
• I know what Heaven’s worth So I’d sell everything To hold and touch you So now you’re so desperate to get physical that you’re willing to sell everything you have just to have it. Besides, what IS the value or worth or price of Heaven? And does it sell by the pound or what?
  

Only examples, ladies and  gentlemen. Some that really got under my skin while I was looking for “the perfect lyric.”

Long story short, it doesn’t really exist.

But in a world that began so long ago with dedications over the radio, BE CAREFUL WHAT SONG YOU CHOSE!!! You just may be paying for it with your own life in the end.